so your nickname for me is hoo-hoo which means vagina? -hhk (to katie) (05/17/03)

the crane was the karate kid part III...part I... actually i think it was in some book. -Thacher (05/17/03)

why not get fuckin high man? -Thacher (05/17/03)

You're like the...dominatrix of liquor -Anant (to HHK) (05/09/03)

That's a hot cast. -Nason (03/10/03)

I am good at giving blowjobs -joanna

gene-a-lect-ic-ally -haskell, the idiot (05/03/03)

I am not good at giving blowjobs. -Shaggy (05/03/03)

kill her!
kill her and fuck her corpse! -Nason (referencing necrophilia) (5/3/03)

eww... that's gross -Nason (referencing Nason) (5/3/03)

kill 'em all
kill 'em all and screw their corpses -Nason (referencing girls) (5/3/03)

i don't know what you're about to write... you're the one who thinks i want it up the ass. -Flanders (04/27/03)

It don't matta' to Jesus! -Flanders (4/26//0)

Kate, what's your middle name? Spill-the-Beans? -Eric (04/23/03)

Who is this? (The White Stripes) YES!!! Shelly likes these guys so I want to get into them... -Joe (Haskell, Nason) (04/19/03)

creaming your panties? heeheehee -Arathi (of course) (04/19/03)

I don't know if I want my baby to have 'sauce' -haskell (4/12/03)

Do you want to shitplittit with me? -Michelle the drunk (04/05/03)

I am the best show in town! -Kate (04/05/03)

She is WASTED, and I'm taking her home! -haskell (to darcy) (4/5/03)

All of a sudden, you and me and kate and arathi are gonna bombard him... -Michelle (4/05/03)

Girls like guys who look like their daddies, and if you had a 'stache you'd look just like my daddie! -Arathi (4/05/03)

i was in a better mood last time - i didn't care what touched my tongue -michelle (4/5/03)

What cock? Ohhhh I got it backwards!!! -HHK (03/19/03)

I'm drunk and I want to see your nipples. -Nason (to Chris) (03/18/03)

'I'm sleeping with Arathi tonight!'
'You gonna give her the big O?'
'She'd probably be better!' -Joanna, Haskell, Arathi (3/11/03)

You'd be amazed what I can do with my crotch. -Joanna (3/11/03)

Arathi, go with it, you're not going to get any later! (said as Colin tickles Arathi) -Joanna (3/11/03)

These ones are tough to get off! -Flanders (3/11/03)

No cake for breakfast....no cake for breakfast....no cake for breakfast... -Kate (3/11/03)

There was funny business going on in your sleeping bag last night. I kept hearing this swishing and swishing. -Joanna (to Kate) (3/11/03)

You're going to be USELESS tonight! (said to Colin during the power hour) -Arathi (3/11/03)

I'd rather have you drunk and fat then sober and fat. -Haskell to Joanna (3/11/03)

Darcy and I might soil it a bit. (In reference to the jacuzzi) -Kate (3/9/03)

You're wearing corrective lenses. How could I stab you in the eye? -Nason (3/6/03)

Leave me alone! Let me masturbate in peace! -Shaggy (03/06/03)

what are you talking about? i dont think flanders likes fat chicks!
yes you do!
I KNOW! -nason, shaggy, nason (03/05/03)

oops i almost called him colin!
did you just tell me to cum on the sofa? -michelle, flanders (03/05/03)

You bite it, it gets swollen, you bite it again...grrrr! -Donivan (3/5/03)

Bitch was in my stroller! -Donivan (3/5/03)

I used to poke my brother in the eye and give him a bottle at the same time. (Flanders pokes the air while saying this) -Flanders (3/5/03)

It's like 69ing, it's very disorienting... -Arthur (2/28/03)

i don't get laid after a game of poker -nason (2/25/03)

this is me flicking you off with my index finger -flanders (2/25/03)

You didn't touch my meat, did you?? -Joe to Anant (02/25/03)

Today, I sucked a man off! -Shaggy (02/25/03)

i just made my own double ply toilet paper! -michelle (2/21/03)

you know what? boys are like girls -michelle (2/20/03)

except when i drink i get fatter -michelle (2/20/03)

andy, my ass is even better when you touch it -hurlz (2/20/03)

My whale is bloated! -Michelle (2/20/03)

Huge fan of the nuts. -Kate (2/20/03)

Man, No body in this room is black. -Angry Nason (2/14/03)

Is the theme of the night fuck Flanders? Why am i not enjoying this more? -Flanders (properly quoted!) ( 2/11/03)

Is the theme of the night fuck Flanders? Why am i not enjoying this more? -nason :-) (2/11/03)

I'm like a little baby, I can't piss or eat right.
If you're a baby, then here comes the airplane. -haskell, flanders (2/11/03)

I was trying to fart on you, could you feel it? -hurley (2/11/03)

Shit, I know my nuts -haskell (02/06/03)

I have a funny butt, I would like to shave it -Michelle (02/04/03)

But you're also not as attractive as me. -Nason, to Kate (2/01/03)

You guys left me with half a beer...you think that will make me better?? JACKASS!!! -Flanders (01/29/03)

i'll pinch hers harder than she pinched mine
but with your tongue -nason, gary (01/28/03)

hey michelle, you look hot on webcam...i don't say that to other girls -nasom (01/28/03)

Christ what kind of enjoyment could a girl get from that? It's smaller than a tampon! -Nason (1/28/03)

Look at your pussy... shots! -Hurls (1/28/03)

I do not need extra-large condoms. -Nason (1/28/03)

I mean, it'd be better if you were wearing a bikini... -shaggy (to nason) (01/25/03)

Fine! I love Colin's gizzum!
Is that what you want? -Arathi (01/23/03)

i just want something tasty in my mouth -sarah (01/20/03)

I'm planting the seed, she's fertilizing. -Phil, to Kate (1/19/03)

I've gone places no man should go. -Phil (1/19/03)

Hey, you can put that I fucked the girl in California up the ass if you want, I don't give a shit. -Phil (1/19/03)

Any broad that I would fuck is either a broad or has yet to be found. -Phil (1/19/03)

And the fattest dick... IS MINE!!! -Shaggy (1/19/03)

Andy, NO, Andy No.
How many times have i heard that. -Michelle, Nason (1/19/03)

that's a cock in the eye!
-Chris (01/18/03)

There's only one brain. There's like a million chemicals. -joe (01/18/03)

You're fucking kidding me! He jerked off on her? ...did he get it on her face? -joe (01/18/03)

Many gay men have found me attractive. -nason (01/18/03)

I would like to show these men my penis. -haskell (01/18/03)

I just fucked him! -nason (01/18/03)

It's like masturbating, nobody cares. -joe (01/18/03)

Why don't I just stick a beer can up your ass? -Haskell (01/18/03)

Anyone who's first name is Shaggy and last name is Huckel is a pervert? -Shaggy (12/14/02)

I stopped lactating. -Flanders (12/15/02)

i've got the million dollar lips and no one wants to make out with them -Flanders (12/08/02)

Screw you Flandes, I hope you DIE! -Haskell (12/07/02)

I'm about to be a man right here... I'm never saying that again. -Flanders (12/07/02)

No No, don't fuck me! -nason (to arathi) (12/07/02)

I sauced my pants. -Jo (12/4/02)

Tastes like dick. -Shaggy (11/11/02)

This Morning: 'On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay do I look?'
She gave me a SIX! -Arathi, Colin (11/3/02)

You wouldn't call it whacking off would you?
Probably not
Fwapping off -Shaggy, Kate, Haskell (11/1/02)

Is that 'cause you jack off too much? -Jo (10/27/02)

I've got loads of semen; no sperm. None. -Nason (10/27/02)

I've only seen three in my entire life, and only two of them were hard. -Clarissa (10/24/02)

Wait, I think I did four, how many are you supposed to do? -MDA (10/24/02)

How did I go through 4 beers in a thirty minute power-hour? -Flanders (10/24/02)

She's just real horny -Nason (10/24/02)

He's too wasted for me to get ANYTHING! -sarah (10/23/02)

We need to go... make out! -sarah (10/23/02)

Tell her if she's right here, she should be on your lap, gently caressing your flacid penis. -james (10/22/02)

not quite the gymnast in the sack, are you haskell? -kate (10/19/02)

FOCUS, Flanders, FOCUS! -Strandberg (10/19/02)

I might take my clothes off right now, but I won't. -AF (10/19/02)

Hold on, I need to swallow my snot. -AF (10/19/02)

What! What kind of whore are you?
The best kind! -Hurley (to Kate), Tirzah (10/19/02)

I look better without beer goggles. -AF (10/19/02)

What are you cooking? Semen! -AF (10/19/02)

Oh she fakes it ALL, Nason! -HHK (10/19/02)

I have had so much gas! -HHK (10/13/02)

You have GOT to trim the bush! -SH (10/12/02)

haskell's being sexy to everyone but me -jo (10/12/02)

Well boxer-briefs still show the dick! -AMN (10/11/02)

Sarah and I are golden showering right now!
Ewwww! No we're not!
But it's his birthday!
-Shaggy, Hurley, Michelle (10/11/02)

You gotta press yourself up against the screen. You gotta press real hard. -AMN (10/11/02)

Apparently we're dyking out right now. -Jenni S (10/11/02)

They're kinda cute! -jo (10/09/02)

It's FlandersES! -AF (10/6/02)

Shaggy's Crying! -AN

54 is big in all languages -AF

What if no one wears the pants? -AF

Did it just land? -SH (9/13/02)

WEEERD! -AF