Mcc (9:05:32 PM): these girls are dumb
Mcc (9:05:39 PM): d-u-m dumb (5/15/03)
Miz (9:45:10 AM): stokleson still eats paint
Miz (9:45:13 AM): don't listen to him (5/10/03)
cho (1:12:09 AM): they'll prey on sarah hurley first (5/8/03)
Red (6:59:10 PM): do my procrastinating a favor and get some new profile material (5/6/03)
sar (10:48:27 PM): i can almost guarantee i'm not getting half as much ass as you all think (5/5/03)
Red (7:28:17 PM): so are you having trouble keeping the ladies off your cal-tech balls?
abu (7:28:50 PM): i got stood up today
Red (7:29:06 PM): bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks (4/30/03)
klank (2:43:28 AM): i bit its head right off! (4/23/03)
Mcc (11:04:49 PM): lots of people do horses (4/14/03)
Red (6:30:25 PM): i love deadlines
Red (6:30:42 PM): i love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by (4/11/03)
cho (11:56:33 PM): and now you are like the butterfly, that has grown out of the rochester worm, whose soul purpose is to mate as many times as possible for 24 hours, until he dies (4/2/03)
klank (1:23:13 AM): by the way
klank (1:23:16 AM): the colon is king (4/1/03)
klank (11:21:35 PM): you're mouthy for some one whos looking for a smiting (3/10/03)
Mcc (7:05:47 PM): if you only knew what my adolesence was like, you would shit your pants (2/23/03)
Funk (12:44:40 PM): I want to have the NSA's babies!! (2/22/03)
ANas (7:03:09 PM): we could get michelle and kate drunk and suggest that they get naked
ANas (7:03:11 PM): and dance
ANas (7:03:13 PM): together (2/20/03)
klank (12:51:20 AM): bsasatsard (2/17/03)
sarb (10:56:11 PM): 'girl has freaky sex with ta, both become temporarily disabled.' (2/9/03)
Joe (7:28:29 PM): kitchens are like women: everything you want to do there requires preheating (2/2/03)
sar (11:57:10 PM): who calls you! (01/20/03)
Kat (10:39:06 PM): (you know me - i'm a bestiality nut) (01/19/03)
Fairchild (3:02:58 AM): Kate just told us that she's a 'hot little piece' (01/19/03)
Fairchild (2:57:44 AM): Hey, i've seen ppl eat their own penises before....it can happen....this is indeed a disturbing universe (01/19/03)
Yne (7:42:41 PM): i couldn't get that job
Yne (7:42:45 PM): i'd kill to push crack (12/20/02)
Mcc (6:28:29 PM): i hide in your room all the time, i watch you take your pants off (12/15/02)
dobee (10:30:43 PM): yuck, i hate a buttload of anything
(12/09/02)
Kat (9:23:35 PM): my sex book says 'some people find that a period of celibacy can be quite rewarding' (obviously the authors are sluts and never actually had to try out abstinence) (11/04/03)
Mcc (7:36:58 PM): who would want to have sex with a paralyzed girl anyway (10/31/02)
Mcc (5:14:22 PM): i'm a zombie slut and i will killyou if you tell (10/27/02)
sar (5:08:19 PM): i'm just going to go cry myself through my pchem hw (10/27/02)
KTK (3:03:48 AM): shaggy rocks the mother fcuc kinjv house (10/18/02)
abu (4:59:53 PM): guess who?
Marie (5:00:22 PM): this is davd
Marie (5:00:23 PM): id
abu (5:00:34 PM): ah - nevermind - i have no idea who you are either then
abu (5:00:55 PM): tell marie there's a myster man stalking her now
Marie (5:01:04 PM): well i am her boyfriend
abu (5:01:14 PM): well that is unfortunate (10/11/02)
Yne (11:08:39 PM): tell art i saw him down an entire bag of cheez doodles one time
Yne (11:08:45 PM): and it's haunted my nightmares ever since
(10/10/02)
Yne (9:42:52 PM): TA in what?
Yne (9:43:25 PM): getting your ass whipped in the back of sarah's car?
Yne (9:43:48 PM): cause you could say a thing or two about that
(10/8/02)
Auto response from sar (11:53:55 PM): shaggy is stalking me... and
i like it. (10/1/02)
Mcc (11:42:22 PM): you need to try a little harder
Mcc (11:42:37 PM): more often, more pain
abu (11:42:44 PM): wow - you're a real bitch
(10/1/02)
Mcc (12:54:00 AM): i do not drink on days of the week that are not good days of the week unless they re good days of the wek
(10/9/02)
Joe (10:57:39 PM): good luck, she's a booze hound and an open
legs case (10/10/02)
abu (1:36:27 AM): now go do your lab - i must wallow in my own
perfection (9/27/02)
ANas (1:25:49 AM): or some salesperson trying to sell me a penis pump
abu (1:26:55 AM): maybe you should look into one of those
abu (1:27:06 AM): what with your little wang and four mutant balls
(9/27/02)
ANas (1:16:57 AM): hey, that was michelle
ANas (1:17:00 AM): she is a bitch
ANas (1:17:16 AM): i am sorry for any trouble she has caused you
ANas (1:17:52 AM): and i hope you will give me mighty taco for apologizing for that dumb bitches incident (10/6/02)
"the vast majority of college students do not
practice
abstinence..." --CT 10/31/2002
as a minority, I finally understand the wisdom of affirmative action.