I’d cut myself with broken glass
Ask Hell’s Angels to kick my ass
Just so I could spend a minute with you

I’d eat the thorns off your pretty flowers
Run around naked in a prison shower
Just so I could spend an hour with you

I would walk among the lions and the tigers and the sharks
I’d set myself on fire and go jogging through Central Park

I would stare at the sun all day
Tell a Klansman that he’s gay
Just so I could spend a day with you

Cross my heart and hope to die
I would paper cut my eye
Just to have a night or five with you

Pour on the barbeque sauce and throw me to the dogs
I would go through the blood and darkness, the locusts and the frogs

I would swim through the Genesee
Clothe myself in killer bees
If you would just let me be with you

Wrap me up in duct tape and rip all my hair away
It still wouldn’t hurt as much as to lose you for one day

I would dive into a volcano
If it means that you won’t say no
When I say I want to spend my life with you