Quotes


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Real-Life courtroom quote number 7:
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
A: No.

Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?

Support your local police force -- steal!!

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

There were in this country two very large monopolies. The larger of the two had the following record: the Vietnam War, Watergate, double- digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the 8-cent postcard. The second was responsible for such things as the transistor, the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity stereo recording, sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative feedback, magnetic tape, magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching systems, microwave radio and TV relay systems, information theory, the first electrical digital computer, and the first communications satellite. Guess which one got to tell the other how to run the telephone business?

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

Famous last words:

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

Some points to remember [about animals]:

(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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