David (gOD)

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Dave's not a big fan of titles. This is the only one!!!!! Enjoy it.

Damn it, I want a tab!!! Oh, well, coffee. It is a mighty drink, that deserves it's place in history. Many examples of famous people who drank coffee are: David Sheldon, George Washington, Bill Nye (The Science Guy), and Mao Zedong.

Can there be any question that drinking this amazing caffinatted beverage makes you a more amazing person? Unfortunately, many people drink THE WRONG COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, even in the modern world, where there are many experts, lurking everywhere (myself included), these deluded people continue to live, prosper, reproduce, breed, die and rot. Luckily, I am willing to spend my time, educating the masses.

Remember, adding SWEETENERS and DAIRY PRODUCTS to your coffee is NOT RIGHT. In fact, it is quite EVIL!!!!!!!! If you meet one of these homosexual,catholic, liberal, left-handed, devil worshippers, you must destroy them! Consider it your duty, as a paranoid, Finnish, protestant.



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This is my little blurb on the Spanish language.

Hola. The beauty of the spanish language is that it is so similar to English, that you can simply switch words between the two. This has many advantages. I often use phrases such as 'Que lastima!" while speaking english. No one in this day and age says "What a shame", but "Que lastima" . . . Es muy bueno!

I also enjoy speaking in Spanish with my friends. Our conversations can never reach beyond the simplest topics, but it's fun. And because Spanish is a foreign language, making up words in it is A-OK!