Are you a music fan looking for something to listen to and also raise your geek quotient a few points? Then insert witty pop-culture or geek culture reference here and check this place out.

News

4/22/08 - Believe it or not, I'm actually working on new music again, for the first time in far too long. No idea when it'll be ready for you to hear, but at least something is coming along. Just thought I'd let you know.

Downloads

Dungeons and Dragons Techno (a remix of the "Dungeons and Dragons" sketch by the Dead Alewives)

Biggest Star on the Coffee Shop Circuit (now with lyrics and guitar chords!)

Your Body in a Garbage Can (with guest performance by the McDonalds Revolutionaries) (lyrics)

Dark All Day (lyrics)

To Be With You (with guest performances by Greg Rubin (piano) and Paul Ewing (drums)) (lyrics)

Mindermast FAQ

Who or what is a "mindermast?"
The word "mindermast" was first used by the British sketch comedy troupe Beyond the Fringe in their "Great Train Robbery" sketch. It was explained that "mindermast" is the code word used in Scotland Yard to refer to a "mastermind," and that this code word is preferred because it is far less discouraging to the detectives.

In this particular context, Mindermast is the DJ name adopted by a geeky guitarist with a half-decent computer and some music editing software.

Surprisingly enough, I like one of your songs. Can I post the mp3 on my own website or distribute it through whatever filesharing network I use?
Absolutely. Just make sure everything is credited properly - in other words, don't replace my name with Weird Al or Dr. Demento in the file title (which seems to happen to all humorous songs spread through the internet), and if you decide to host D&D Techno on your site, make sure to list the Dead Alewives in the credits somewhere, as some elements of the song are stolen from them. And if the RIAA complains about you distributing my music "illegally," refer them to this page.

What happened to all the questions that used to be in this middle section here?
They got outdated, and I decided this pointless filler would be easier than trying to reword the old questions and come up with new answers for them. Sorry to not be entertaining enough.

Your webpage is boring and contains little of use. What would be a better site with which to occupy my time?
You can find numerous suggestions on my obligatory links page.

I have another question for you. What do I do with it?
Send it to psychojosh13@hotmail.com


All music contained on this site is © DJ Mindermast unless otherwise stated. "Dungeons and Dragons" (original sketch) is © the Dead Alewives; the remix is mine. Shooting and screaming in "Dark All Day" taken from the original Postal (© 1997 by Ripcord Games/Running With Scissors)